in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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