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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

a person who will soon die of beeties

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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