- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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