- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A Duck walks into a bar.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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