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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

knock,knock you suck

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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