- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Fat? Jesse Z

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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