- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Tall asians

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Knock Knock.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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