How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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