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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.