- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

so the weather's nice...

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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