- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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