- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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