- Anti Joke

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

SHUT UP JP

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.