Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Racial Equality

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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