- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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