What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What is my name? I dont know

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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