I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Black people stink of shite!

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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silver bullet?

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Anti Joke

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