How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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No

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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