- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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