here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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