- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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