What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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