What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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