A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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