- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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