- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

it was all Tagart

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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