Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Matt is not funny.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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