Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Anti Joke

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