- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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