Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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