What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

knock knock Goodbye

Click here to end the world.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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