- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

I'm rick james bitch

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

I work at jcpenny

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

How about that airline food?

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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