what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A russian gives away vodka.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

why did you poop because you are a poop

your no better than a cockroach

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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