- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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