- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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