Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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haha black people :D

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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