What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Women's Rights

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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