- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Obama = ebola

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What fires shots? A gun

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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