A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Click here to end the world.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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