- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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