- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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