- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

America

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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