- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

The Princess is in another castle

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

womans having rights.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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