- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

alert("Hello");

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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