Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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I'm hungry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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