- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

^ That's not even funny ^

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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