- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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