Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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