Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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* anti-punchline

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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who else is on here?

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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