And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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