why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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