- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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