- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A terrorist robs a walrus.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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