- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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