Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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