Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

I Have a Black Friend

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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