How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

there once was a black man who played basketball

the economy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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