- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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