What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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9/11 my birthday

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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