- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

men's rights activists

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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