Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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poo

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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