Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Who is it?

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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