- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

You had better thumbs up this post.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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