- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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