- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Beka has AIDS

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's your blood type? Red.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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