- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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