Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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