How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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