What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Jimmy Saville

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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