I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A pope meets another one

say it ten times fast: oh

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Communism hehe xd

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Eric is gay Ha

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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