What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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