Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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13 =B you just learned something

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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