- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

one stop shop

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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