- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

i like turtles

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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