- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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