- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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