A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Anti Joke

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