- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

why dont they make black forks

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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