Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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How old are you? 7

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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