- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Thats what she said

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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