- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What page are you on The gay page.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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