- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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