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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

SHUT UP JP

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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