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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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