- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

I have read the terms and conditions

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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