What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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