- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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