- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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