- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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