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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

the sky is green no it is not

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