- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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