- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Yanter, Look it up

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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