A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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