- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

who is really lanky? james cornish

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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