- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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