Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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i have two hands.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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