- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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