- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Knock knock, COME IN!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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