- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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