Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Indians

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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