- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??