- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

knock knock go away

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

My Nan, that is all.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Knock knock Fuck off!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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