Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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