What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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PENIS

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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