Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Peas

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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