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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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