Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Robin, get in the car.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Rick Perry.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Anti Joke

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