A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Well, this is fun.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Anti Joke

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