- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

The jets are a good team..

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Women's rights

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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