Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Women's rights

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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