- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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