- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

women's rights

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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