Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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CHEEZECAKE

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Kate

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Anti Joke

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