Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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knock knock you may come in

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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cc

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Your mom.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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I got shot, you laughed

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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