- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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