what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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1+1= 69

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Carlton

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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