- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Global Warming.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Women's rights

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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