A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Robin, get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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