what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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kennah campion... being nice

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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