What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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why did the chicken cross the road

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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