- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

youre gay

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

That's what he said.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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