yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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