Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

1+1= 69

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Kate

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Kenny G

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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