- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

I have no joke. u mad?

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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