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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

George W. Bush

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Dallas Cowboys

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

You.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

apple pie.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

The Aristocrats

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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