- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

your moms so fat she has kankles

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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