Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

An iguana walks out of a bar

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

I got shot, you laughed

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Well, this is fun.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

George W. Bush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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