yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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ASSCHEEKS

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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This is not a joke.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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