- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

balls in ya mouf

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

I love you very much.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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