Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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The government makes a good decision

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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womens rights

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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