- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

This is not a joke.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

son, you're adopted.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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