- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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