If life throws you lemons Catch them

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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