Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Anti Joke

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