- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

i have aids and a chode

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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