- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

balls in ya mouf

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

ASSCHEEKS

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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