If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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i have aids and a chode

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