How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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