What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Kenny G

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Anti Joke

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