Turtles

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A black person in the NHL

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What is Jason? Black.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

black people. that is all...

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

I'm Spartacus

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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