- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Lil Wayne

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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