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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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