A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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