Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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