cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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