How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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