- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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