- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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