- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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