- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's the difference between a duck?

All of these jokes are about white people

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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