What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Women's rights.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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