Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

my egg roll

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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