- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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