A American seeking into mexico

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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