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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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