Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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