- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what are you mike bibby?

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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