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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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