- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Obama lin Baden.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??