Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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what are you mike bibby?

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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