- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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