-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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knock knock go away

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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