- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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