- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A man walks into a bar

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Roses are red, yup.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Women.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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