Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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