- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

whats white jizz

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

how do you win a game try your best

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A russian gives away vodka.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??