- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

homosexual rights to marriage

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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