- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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