who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

united we sit, cause we're fat

why did you poop because you are a poop

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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