- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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