- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A dog is always in the pushup position.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Dwight Howard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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