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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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