What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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12/23/2012

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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penis

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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