i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Balls

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

#Getweird

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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