- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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