What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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