The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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