Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

White men's rights

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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