- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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