why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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