I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Your big dick.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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