What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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