What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Rylan Clark

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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