- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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