what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

whats white jizz

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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