- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

One, two, three, four and five

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

antonio has a penis head.lol

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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