- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Knock Knock? Come in.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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