Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

9

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...