- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

roses are red poo is poo

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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