- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why was kade sad? he shit himself

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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