- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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