- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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