Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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SHUT UP JP

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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