- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

an emo girl walked into a white room

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Women's Rights

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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