A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Your're racist.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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you see theres this guy.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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