- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what is 3+3= 8

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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