- Anti Joke

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.