- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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