What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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