- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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