- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

You had better thumbs up this post.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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