- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I'm Coming

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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