- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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