What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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How about that airline food?

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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