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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

I wrote a funny joke.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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