- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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