Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

joke under this line wins _________________________

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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