What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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