What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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a blind man walks into a wall

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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