- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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