What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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