- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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