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A shark ate your mom

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What is my name? I dont know

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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