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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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