- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

I enjoy Popcorn

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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