- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

How High is a Chinese man

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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