What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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