Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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