- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Yanter, Look it up

So a seal walks into a club.

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