- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Jesus Christ

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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