Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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