- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

America

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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