I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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