- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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