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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Trump will make America great again.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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