Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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