A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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