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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What is older than history?

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