- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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