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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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