Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

i dont fisish anythi

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

hi michael

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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