- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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