Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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