Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

here's a joke... the american education society

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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