A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Potassium? K.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

you will like this because i am black.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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