Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Sarah Palin.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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