How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What page are you on The gay page.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

You are joking right?

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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