why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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