Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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