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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

hey guys im gay

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Cancer

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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