what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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a man was shot.... he died

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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