What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Title IX

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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12/23/2012

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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