- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Sex education in Texas.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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