i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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