How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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