- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Hello.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??