- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

quantum physics?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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