- Anti Joke

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.