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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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