- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

N-E Pats never cheated

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

My jeans

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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