- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Chuck Norris.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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