- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Jovan

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Dumb

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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