- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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