why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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