- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

taking out the trash... at night

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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