what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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