- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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