A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A pope meets another one

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Communism hehe xd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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