Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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