A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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