- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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