- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

there once was a black man who played basketball

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

knock knock come in

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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