- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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