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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Eric is gay Ha

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

say it ten times fast: oh

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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