- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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