- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

knock knock Dave's not here.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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