- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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