If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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