hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Republicans

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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