- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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