Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

my penis

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