- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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