what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Yo mama so fat.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

womens rights

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

women's rights.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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