a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

say it ten times fast: oh

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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