- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my baby??

A penis walks into a bar..

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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