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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Cripples are lame.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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