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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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