- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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