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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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