- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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