Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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