- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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