- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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