- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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