- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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