- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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