Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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