- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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