- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Fat? Jesse Z

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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