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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

womans having rights.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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