- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

The chickens have become self-aware!

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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