- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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