- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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