Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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who else is on here?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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