- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Hey how is your wife and my kids

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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