Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

an emo girl walked into a white room

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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