Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Q

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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