Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

knock,knock you suck

So a horse walks into a barn.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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