- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy Popcorn

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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