- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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