- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

My Nan, that is all.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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