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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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