look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Antijokes...

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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