- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's 1+1? 69.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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