How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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