- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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