What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Chlamydia

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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