- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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