- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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