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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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