- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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