- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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