- Anti Joke

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.