- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Obama lin Baden.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??