Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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