- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Your Mom

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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