- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Get on the boat.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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