A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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