- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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