- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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