Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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My spelling is horrible

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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