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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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