why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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dead dibbs

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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PENIS

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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I agree

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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