- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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