Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Peas

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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