What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Gustavo Andrade

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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