Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Abortion

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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