- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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