Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Tucker Rivera

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

A russian gives away vodka.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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