- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

what do you call a black chef glendon

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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