- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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