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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

ure mama's so fat

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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