Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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