- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Cripples are lame.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call two dog? dogs

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