Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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dallen loves penis

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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I agree

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Anti Joke

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