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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

race-car = rac-ecar

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock. Not home.

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