Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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