- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Do you play piano? No

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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