What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

steven hawking walks into a bar

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Men's rights

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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