- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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