What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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