Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Brain fart

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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alert("Hello");

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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