- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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