What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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How High is a Chinese man

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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