- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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