- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

quantum physics?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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