- Anti Joke

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.