- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pull my finger (farts)

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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