- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

speech and debate.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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