- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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