- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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