Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Dont read this joke

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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