- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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