- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why dont they make black forks

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