What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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can you touch your toes? no

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Take wrong turns

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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