- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Dude man, I'm high...

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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