- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

So FDR walks into a bar.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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