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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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