There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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