you know whats not funny white boards.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

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