how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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