- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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