- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

I <3 Hitler

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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