- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What do you call two dog? dogs

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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