- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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