How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

sky silverstein

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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