Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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