What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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