- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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