- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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