What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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salad days!

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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