You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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You are joking right?

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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