An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, “You must be single.” The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said “Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?” The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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