What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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My jeans

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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