- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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