yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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