- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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