What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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