- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Tunechi

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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