What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

poopy is poopy

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

This is a random Anti joke.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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