- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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