- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

u know whats a crime? rape

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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