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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick