- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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