roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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