when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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