knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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