Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Face Hunter is scum

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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Anti Joke

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