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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

justin beiber sucks

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Gay rights.

VITAMIN C!

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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