- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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