- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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