Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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