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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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