- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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