Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Caramel Boing.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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