What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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