A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

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