What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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