- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Small Penis.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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