- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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