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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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