- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is older than history?

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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