- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

No it doesnt..

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Obama = ebola

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

WNBA

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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