- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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