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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What fires shots? A gun

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock