- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

You know whats annoying? Steve

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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