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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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