What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Atheism

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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