- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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