- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

You should read the Terms of Service.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Anti Jokes = Drained

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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