XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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