- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Eric is gay Ha

Girls Lacrosse.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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