It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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