What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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