- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

God is real.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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