What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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