Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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