- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

No soup for you!

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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