- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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