- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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