- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Your face

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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