Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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