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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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