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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What do you call two dog? dogs

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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