- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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