- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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