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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what did one computer say to the other .........

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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