- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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