- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Wait! hundred billions!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

A praying mantis is very graceful

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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