knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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