what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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