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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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