A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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PENIS lol

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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