- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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