Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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