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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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