- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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