Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

whats gay and american? a gay american

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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