- Anti Joke

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels