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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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