How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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