- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Your mom.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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