What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

how do you win a game try your best

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

A black man walks out of a police station

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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where's mom I killed her

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Racial Equality

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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