- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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