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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

WNBA

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

DERP

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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