- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

hey guys im gay

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

what came first the chicken or the chips

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