Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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