- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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