- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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