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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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