Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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