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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What page are you on The gay page.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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