- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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