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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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