- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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