- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

womans having rights.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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