- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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