- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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