- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

I just threw up..In my pants.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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