had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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