Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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