- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

quantum physics?

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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