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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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