What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Women's rights.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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