What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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NEVER

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What's up? Your time.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Your girlfriend.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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