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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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