- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

The holocaust

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Weaner

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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