What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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