I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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