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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Tall asians

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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