Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Diarrhea

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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