- Anti Joke

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!