Your're racist.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is green and slow Grass.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

batman farted so hes retarded

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Get on the boat.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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