- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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