- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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