- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

You know whats annoying? Steve

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

I <3 Hitler

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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