What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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