why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A house comes around the corner.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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