Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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eoin burgin is fat

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Boob

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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