Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

alert("Hello");

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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