- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Racial Equality

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

brock has small hands for a small job

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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