- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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