- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.