- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Knock knock.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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