Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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YOU

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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