- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

So these two girls have a cup .

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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