Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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