Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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