why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

An Asian with a big dick.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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