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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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