- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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