what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Obama = ebola

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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