Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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