Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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