- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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