- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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