A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what are you mike bibby?

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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