your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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