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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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