- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

i committed murder

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Democracy.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

PENIS lol

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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