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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Dwarf Shortage

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock Knock Who's there

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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