Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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