- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What's blue? The sky.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies