- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

outside your comfort zone

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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