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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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