Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Amanda Knox walks home free.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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