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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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