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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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