- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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