- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

A man died.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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