- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

star wars kid

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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