- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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