- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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