What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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