What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Bob dole

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

hi mom

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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