- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Tony Romo

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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