I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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PENIS

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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