- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A fat guy!

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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