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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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