What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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