* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

read this sentence again.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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