- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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