Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

drugs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

My Nan, that is all.

Women's rights.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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