- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

a. why? b. because I wanted

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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