women's rights.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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The Labour Party.

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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