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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Potassium? K.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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