- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

roses are red violets should be purple

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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