- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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