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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

LO AND BEHOLD!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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