- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Yanter, Look it up

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

So a seal walks into a club.

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