Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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The Morman Religion.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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