Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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