- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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