Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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