- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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