Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What page are you on The gay page.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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