What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Your girlfriend.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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