- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Your Mom

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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