Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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