- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

dat shoe shine tho

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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