- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

your mom.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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