- Anti Joke

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Obama = ebola

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.