- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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