- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

aodhan hearty

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Who wants water? I do.

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