Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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poopy is poopy

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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