Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What page are you on The gay page.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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