If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Roses are red, yup.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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