- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

i dont fisish anythi

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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