- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock Knock Who's there

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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