- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock knock. Come right on in.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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