- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

my wife out of the kitchen

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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