Knock knock, COME IN!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Flowers are colors Love me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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