Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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nothing

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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