yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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