Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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