How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Anti Joke

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