Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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