- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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