yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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