Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Women's Rights

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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