- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

You are joking right?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A guy walks into a bar

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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