- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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