What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

thumb_up thumb_down -3

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

thumb_up thumb_down -3

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

thumb_up thumb_down -3

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops