- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??