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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Knock, Knock Come in

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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