Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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