Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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