What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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