How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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