roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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