-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

what are you mike bibby?

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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