- Anti Joke

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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No your aunties a joke

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died