- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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