If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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