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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

quantum physics?

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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