Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between a duck?

Swag.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

I had 99 problems Solved them all

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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