- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Knock knock. Its open.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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