What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Your Mom

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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