- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Casey Anthony kills a baby

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