why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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