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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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