- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

I'm rick james bitch

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How about that airline food?

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