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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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