I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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You idiot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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A gay man watches football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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