A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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