What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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YOU

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Who wants water? I do.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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aodhan hearty

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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