Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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