Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

A French man gets into a fight

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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