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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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