- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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