Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

I'm Coming

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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