what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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