- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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