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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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