Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Weaner

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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