Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Take wrong turns

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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