- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock knock. Get out!!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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