What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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