- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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