- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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