- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A storm be brewin!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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