- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

N-E Pats never cheated

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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