- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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