- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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