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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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