- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

whats green and slimy? green slim

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

human centipede

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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