- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

it was all Tagart

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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