- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What page are you on The gay page.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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