- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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