- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Roses are red.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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