How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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