- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Communism hehe xd

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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