When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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