A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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