Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

irish man drinking john smiths

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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