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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

your face

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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