- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

how much fish could a chicken

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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