Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Gay rights.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Click here to end the world.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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