- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

NEVER

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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