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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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