How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Take part of what?

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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