- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

whatdumb and gay stewart price

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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