Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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aodhan hearty

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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