There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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womens rights

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Anti Joke

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