What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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