- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Yanter, Look it up

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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