- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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