- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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