- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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