your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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