When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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