- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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