Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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