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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was shot. He died.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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