- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

I am quite mature.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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