- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

united we sit, cause we're fat

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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