whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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