- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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