- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

quantum physics?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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