- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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