what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Small Penis.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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4 hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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