- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's long and black The unemployment line

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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