- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

mexicans fishing

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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