Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Manchester City

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Men's rights

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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