What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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