Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

an emo girl walked into a white room

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

deez nuts

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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