How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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FUCK YOU

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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