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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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