What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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