What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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the bible

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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