wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Anti Joke

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