- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

it was all Tagart

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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