- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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