- Anti Joke

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch