- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Yanter, Look it up

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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