shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why are white people white? I don't know

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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