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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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