what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Happy Monday!

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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