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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

How about that airline food?

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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