- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

All of these jokes are about white people

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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