- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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call me maybe.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Guest what in the butt

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

dyslexics of the world untie!

read this sentence again.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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