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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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