- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Boob

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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