- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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