- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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