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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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