- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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