- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Jack Stevens

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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