Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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i like it in the mouth

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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