Women outside of the kitchen.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Sir, your wife is dead

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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And you honored it I see :P

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what are you mike bibby?

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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