Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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matt is fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Women's Rights

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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