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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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