Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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