- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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