- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

what do you call a black guy african american

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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