- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Roses are red, yup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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