- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.