- Anti Joke

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.