- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

The Labour Party.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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