What has two legs? Half a cat

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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