Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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belly button

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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