What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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A man walks into a bar

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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