- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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