- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's long and black The unemployment line

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

VITAMIN C!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Gay rights.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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