What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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i'm hard

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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