Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

God is real.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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