- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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