What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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