- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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