- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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