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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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