what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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