Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Albino African Americans

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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