- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Take wrong turns

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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