- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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