- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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