Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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VITAMIN C!

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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