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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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