Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

think twice or at least think

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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