* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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