A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Tall asians

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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