- Anti Joke

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

SHUT UP JP

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.