- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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