how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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