- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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