what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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mexicans fishing

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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