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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A women left the kitchen.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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