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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

quantum physics?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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