- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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