- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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