- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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