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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Your face

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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