The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How high is the sky? True or False

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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