What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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