How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What's the new green? Green

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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