- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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