- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Justin Beiber

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

wanna here a good joke? me too.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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