Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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