why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Black people stink of shite!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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