- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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