- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

how do you win a game try your best

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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