- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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