Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

outside your comfort zone

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I? Everett

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

thumb_up thumb_down +2

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops