- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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