- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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