What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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A lot eh?

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Diarrhea

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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