What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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No soup for you!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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star wars kid

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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