This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Sarah Palin.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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