- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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