- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

I enjoy Popcorn

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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