- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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