Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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