- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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