- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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