- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

my wife out of the kitchen

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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