What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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