Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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