- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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