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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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