Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Women's Rights

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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