- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call an amazing person Good

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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