- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Women's Rights

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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