- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

1+2 = 6

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Neither did she.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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