- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

What's white and horny? A unicorn

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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