- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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