- Anti Joke

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.