- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

womens rights.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

This is a joke.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Knock Knock.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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