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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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