Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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