- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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