some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Diarrhea

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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