why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Neither did she.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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