why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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quantum physics?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Anti Joke

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