what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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