- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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