- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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