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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

hey hey apple

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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