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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.