A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Anti Joke

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