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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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