what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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