You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

so today i took a poop. hehe

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Boob

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

mitchell palmer sucks

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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