What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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