- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Knock Knock Who's there

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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