- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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