- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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