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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Women outside of the kitchen.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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