- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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