- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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