- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

someone called someone else a frog

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

batman farted so hes retarded

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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