a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A lot eh?

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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