- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

you see theres this guy.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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