Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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