I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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