- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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