- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

mexicans fishing

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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