A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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