I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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