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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Justin with a hat.

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