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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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