What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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