What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Take wrong turns

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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