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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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