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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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