- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Your Mom

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Your're racist.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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