- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

eoin burgin is fat

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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