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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

men's rights activists

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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