- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

knock knock come in !

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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