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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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