So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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I'm homeless.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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