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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

25

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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