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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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