you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Diarrhea

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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