roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Ben Corbishley

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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