- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

You are joking right?

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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