- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

my wife out of the kitchen

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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