Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

my egg roll

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