- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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