- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock knock. Get out!!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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