- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Your mom.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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