- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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