What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

LO AND BEHOLD!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

thumb_up thumb_down -16

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

thumb_up thumb_down -16

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops