- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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