- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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