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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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