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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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