What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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