- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes are about white people

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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