- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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