- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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