- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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