- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

12 niqqa 12.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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