- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

my penis

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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