why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

a person who will soon die of beeties

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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