What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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