- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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