- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

deez nuts

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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