Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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