How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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like if your cool

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Democracy.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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