How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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