- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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