Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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