- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

quantum physics?

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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