- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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