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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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