How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

i like turtles

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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