They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Justin with a hat.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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