- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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