If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Small Penis.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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