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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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