What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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