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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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