why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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