- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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