Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Cameron is a r e t a r d

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

i like turtles

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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