A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Granny porn!

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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