- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's blue? The sky.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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