A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How old is victor? Half past dead

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

13 =B you just learned something

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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