- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's your blood type? Red.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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