- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Massie is a fatass

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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