- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Girls Lacrosse.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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