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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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