- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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