A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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