What fires shots? A gun

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Obama = ebola

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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