How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How old are you? 7

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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