A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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