- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Knock knock knock OCD

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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