What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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I'm homeless.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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