three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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