- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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