batman farted so hes retarded

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

civil rights

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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