0 1 this is a sad sad world.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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