You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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