Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Fat? Jesse Z

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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