Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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