- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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