Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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sky silverstein

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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