What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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