How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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