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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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