why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

my wife out of the kitchen

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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