- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Communism hehe xd

Eric is gay Ha

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A pope meets another one

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

say it ten times fast: oh

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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