- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Obama lin Baden.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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