- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Cameron is a r e t a r d

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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