what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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