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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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