- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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