- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

I enjoy Popcorn

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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