What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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