What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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