- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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