Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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