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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

homosexual rights to marriage

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

hi jonny

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

what looks like a banana? a penis

A shark ate your mom

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