How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Knock knock. Its open.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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