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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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