- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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