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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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