- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's stupid a light bulb.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Gay rights.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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