What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Beka has AIDS

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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