- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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