What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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