Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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