WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Nobody cares maddie!

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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