We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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read this sentence again.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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