Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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