- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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