- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Eric is gay Ha

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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