And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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