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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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