Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Anti Joke

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