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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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