- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

womans having rights.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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