- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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