Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Anti Joke

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