A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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