Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

The Labour Party.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

I'm rick james bitch

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Guest what in the butt

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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