A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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