How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Apple hates Blackberry.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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