- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Weaner

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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