What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Anti Joke

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