- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How old is victor? Half past dead

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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