- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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