- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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