- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Black people stink of shite!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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