Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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