Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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GOODBYE

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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