- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

here's a joke... the american education society

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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