- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Racial equality.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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