Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Poop.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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