- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Jovan

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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