A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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