- Anti Joke

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Neither did she.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead