- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A van drives into a car.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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