A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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