- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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