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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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