- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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