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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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