- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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