- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

say it ten times fast: oh

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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