- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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