- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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