Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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