- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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