- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

I was watching Fox news.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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