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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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