Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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