Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Dude man, I'm high...

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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