Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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NEVER

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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