- Anti Joke

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)