- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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