- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Sixty... eight

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

steven hawking walks into a bar

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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