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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Sam Hengal.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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