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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.