What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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star wars kid

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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knock knock go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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