I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do black people eat? Food.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

#Getweird

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Balls

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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