Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Whats brown and smells bad poo

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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