What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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