- Anti Joke

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.