- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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