A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Poker face

NEVER

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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