- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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