- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

I'm rick james bitch

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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