Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Can anyone Lenin money?

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why so serious ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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