on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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kathryn atkins

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Anti Joke

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