- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A gay man watches football.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Knock Knock. Not home.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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