How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Boob

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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I'm hungry.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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