This is a random Anti joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Womans baksetball...

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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