- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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