Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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John lazzaro likes dick

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Penis

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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A sober Irish individual.

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Anti Joke

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