Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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