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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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