Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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