- Anti Joke

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What is the difference?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.