What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Anyone can post anything.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Anti Joke

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