- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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