- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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