why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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WNBA

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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