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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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