What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Tony Romo

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Burp

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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