I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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No it doesnt..

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Obama = ebola

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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