- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

knock knock come in !

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

class is canceled. My professor died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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