- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What does two plus two equal? 4

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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