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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

A praying mantis is very graceful

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Wait! hundred billions!

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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