What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Happy Monday!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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