Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What does water taste like? Water

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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PENIS lol

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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