Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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