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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A bar walks into a man

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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