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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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