- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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