- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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