- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom The End.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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