- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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