- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

here's a joke... the american education society

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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