How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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