What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Christ is a conspiracy

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

u know whats a crime? rape

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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