- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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