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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Adam Chebali is awesome

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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