- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A house comes around the corner.

A fat guy!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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