- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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