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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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j.p. is dumb

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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David Cameron

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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