- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Adam Chebali is awesome

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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