- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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