- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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