I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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