Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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