so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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