What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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