What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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