Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Guest what in the butt

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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silver bullet?

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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