How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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