- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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