im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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I <3 Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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