Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Ben Corbishley

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Daniel is a fag

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Tunechi

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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