- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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