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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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