A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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