- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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