- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

run farther?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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