- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Committing Suicide #YOLO

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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