What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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