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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Is maynaise an instrument?

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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