What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Knock Knock No solicitors

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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