What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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