- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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