- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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