- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Take part of what?

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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