What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

One, two, three, four and five

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

I wrote a funny joke.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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