what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

No your aunties a joke

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Men's rights

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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