- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

You want to hear a joke? Republican

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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