What is older than history?

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

I agree to the terms and conditions

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Get up Look in the mirror

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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