- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

womans having rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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