Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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it was all Tagart

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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