- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Poker face

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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