Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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