- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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