Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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