- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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