Your Mom The End.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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