how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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WNBA

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

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