Boob

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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I love you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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