- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

taking out the trash... at night

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

A chicken walked into the bar...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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