Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

God is real.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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