- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What is older than history?

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Women outside of the kitchen.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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