- Anti Joke

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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