Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Democracy.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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