- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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