- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What is older than history?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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