How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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