why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Two hunters are in the woods. One of them clutches his chest, falls to the ground, and loses consciousness. In a panic, the other hunter calls 911 and tells the operator that his friend might be dead of a heart attack. The operator says "Before we send a coroner instead of an ambulance, first make sure he's dead." The hunter says "Alright." There is a pause and then BLAM! "Okay," says the hunter, "now what?" The operator follows standard procedures to keep the hunter on the phone, lucid and calm. 45 minutes later, police reach the scene, arrest the hunter and begin a months-long investigation. Forensics determines that the dead hunter was likely alive prior to being shot in the face at point-blank range. The defendant is charged with first-degree murder and receives a 30-year sentence. On the 9th year of his sentence, he is stabbed in the chest 6 times by an initiate in a rival prison gang and dies the next day. He was 53.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Small Penis.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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