- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Charlie Sheen is winning

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A woman walks into a bar.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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