What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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One time i was sitting down

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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