- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A miserable man committed suicide.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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