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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

9/11

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Brain fart

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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