- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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