- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Double-whammy

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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