- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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