- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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