- Anti Joke

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.