How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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