- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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