- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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