What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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