Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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