Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Anti Joke

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