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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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