- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

I went to school. Then I came home.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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