- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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