- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Neither have I

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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