- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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