What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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