- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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