A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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