- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Your big dick.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Steve Jobs is alive.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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