- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Girls Lacrosse.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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