whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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women's rights

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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