- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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