- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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