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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

there was once a jew

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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