Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

thumb_up thumb_down -8

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops