What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Fat? Jesse Z

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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