- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

what is big and white? Your Mom

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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