- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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