What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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