A guy at a baseball game....

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Okay.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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