- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Women's professional sports

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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