- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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