why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Racial Equality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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