- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

12 niqqa 12.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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