Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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