Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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