cory is gay

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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I like poop in my butt

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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