You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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