Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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