- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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