- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

i like turtles

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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