- Anti Joke

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

my wife out of the kitchen

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!