- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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