- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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