- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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