- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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