How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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I love you.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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That's unfortunate.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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