" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

George W. Bush

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Dallas Cowboys

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

apple pie.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

You.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

The Aristocrats

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Womens rights.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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