- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Jess Burns

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Women rights..

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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