1+1= 69

62

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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