- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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