Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Women rights..

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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to see a bad joke look above

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Robin, get in the car.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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