Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Child Prostitution.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Oh...okay, good.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Women rights..

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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