Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Hi Adam,

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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youre gay

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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