How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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