Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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No joke.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Well, this is fun.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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