- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

This is not a joke.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

62

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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