The jets are a good team..

i have aids and a chode

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

DERP

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

No joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What is Jason? Black.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

The Aristocrats

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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