- Anti Joke

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

kennah campion... being nice

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

does this look unsure to you?

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Well, this is fun.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

No joke.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

i have aids and a chode