- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

A man walks into a bar.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Women's rights

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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