the cow goes moo

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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