Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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The Aristocrats

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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