A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

So a seal walks into a club...

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Ben is gay

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Knock Knock Come in!

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Obama

A baby seal walks into a club

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Kenny G

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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