Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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1+1= 69

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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the cow goes moo

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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