Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

DERP

Women's rights

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

No joke.

Global Warming.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

William Raines.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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