what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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balls in ya mouf

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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ASSCHEEKS

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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CHEEZECAKE

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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This is not a joke.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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