- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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An iguana walks out of a bar

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

kennah campion... being nice

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

does this look unsure to you?

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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