What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Women rights..

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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cc

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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