whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Child Prostitution.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Oh...okay, good.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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cc

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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