Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Women's rights

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

DERP

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

American healthcare.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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