How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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This is not a joke.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Anti Joke

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