What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Jess Burns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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