A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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The jets are a good team..

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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