What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Women rights..

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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