- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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