Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Women rights..

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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cc

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jgkbk,mn

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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i have aids and a chode

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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