A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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The WNBA.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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knock knock go away

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Global Warming.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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