Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Kenny G

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Turtles

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live babies

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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does this look unsure to you?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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