The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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knock knock go away

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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i have aids and a chode

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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