- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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