A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Women's rights

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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