What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

balls in ya mouf

chuck norris is a little b|tch

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

P0P T4Rt

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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