- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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