- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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