What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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1+1= 69

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Child Prostitution.

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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