Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

why did the chicken cross the road

your moms so fat she has kankles

Robin, get in the car.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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