What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Jess Burns

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

An antijoke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Turtles

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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