What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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1+1= 69

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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youre gay

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Child Prostitution.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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