Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Womens rights.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Religion

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I like jokes.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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This is not a joke.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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