a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Women rights..

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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An antijoke

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Ruller

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Turtles

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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