What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Scott

An iguana walks out of a bar

your moms so fat she has kankles

Robin, get in the car.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

women's rights

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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