- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

William Raines.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Womens rights.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

CHEEZECAKE

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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