An antijoke

Ruller

An iguana walks out of a bar

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Turtles

A black person in the NHL

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

i have aids and a chode

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What is Jason? Black.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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