Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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womens rights

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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