- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

your moms so fat she has kankles

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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