whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

Politics.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

So this blonde walks into a library.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Got milk? No.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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