Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Kenny G

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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