- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

I love you.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Knock knock, come in.

I like jokes.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

This is not a joke.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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