How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Jess Burns

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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the cow goes moo

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An antijoke

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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