What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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An antijoke

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Rick Perry.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Well, this is fun.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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