Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Knock knock, come in.

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ASSCHEEKS

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Kate

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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