- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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