whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Women's rights

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

JUSTIN BEING SMART

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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