- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

speech and debate.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

My kids are mistakes.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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