- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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