Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Your big dick.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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