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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A Duck walks into a bar.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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