- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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