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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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