How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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