- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.