2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

haha black people :D

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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