- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Obama lin Baden.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Racial equality.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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