- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

12/23/2012

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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