Why is this joke funny It isn't

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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