What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Tucker Rivera

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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