What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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