Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Horse.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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