Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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