- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Yanter, Look it up

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

So a seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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