Knock knock. Its open.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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