- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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