- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Justin with a hat.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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