- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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