What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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