- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

knock knock who's there ?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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