- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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