- Anti Joke

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!