The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Anti Joke

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