- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

rent a cops

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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