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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

why dont they make black forks

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

My spelling is horrible

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

this website is a bad joke

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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