- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

women's rights.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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