- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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