What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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