- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Flowers are colors Love me

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??