Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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eoin burgin is fat

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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