- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Obama = ebola

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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