A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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