How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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