- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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