how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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