An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Large 4

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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