- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

You had better thumbs up this post.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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