- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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