An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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