- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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