A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A storm be brewin!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

asians have slitted eyes lol

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

1 error prohibited this post from being saved There were problems with the following fields: * Body can't be blank

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...