- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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