Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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