- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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