- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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