- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

An Asian with a big dick.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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