What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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