How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

white or wheat? wheat please.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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