- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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