- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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