- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What fires shots? A gun

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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