- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Obama lin Baden.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

bite me

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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