- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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