- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Antijokes...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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