Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Yanter, Look it up

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

The Big Band Theory

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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