What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What is the name of the car? What

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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