- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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