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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

All of these jokes are about white people

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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