- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What's 9+10? 19

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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