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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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