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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

i like turtles

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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