How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Where's my baby??

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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