- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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