What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

every knight i see an owl at window

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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