What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

a chinese man pays the full price

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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