Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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