What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

pull my finger (farts)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what is 3+3= 8

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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