- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

why dont they make black forks

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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