Women's Rights..

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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