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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Take wrong turns

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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