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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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