why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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