How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A American seeking into mexico

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Sir, your wife is dead

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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