Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Balls

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

#Getweird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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