what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

White men's rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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