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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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