Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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