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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

that wall over there ->

i like it in the mouth

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Daniel is a fag

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