Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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