- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

I enjoy Popcorn

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Anti Jokes = Drained

A dog was barking at a tree

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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