Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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