What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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