- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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