- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Anti-jokes are funny.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A blonde dies Lololol

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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