- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

The cream, it is coming

Face Hunter is scum

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Albino African Americans

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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