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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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