What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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kieran is a homosexual

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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