Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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