What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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