Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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How High is a Chinese man

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Anti Joke

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