- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Ben Corbishley

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??