why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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