Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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