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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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