Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Women deserve equal rights.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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