- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

women's rights.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

This is an anti-joke.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Guest what in the butt

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