Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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