- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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