- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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