How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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