Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Anti Joke

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