Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...