- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A baby seal walks into a club.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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