What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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