A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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