- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Yellow People !!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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