- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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