Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Daniel is a fag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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