- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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