- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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