- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes are about white people

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Tall asians

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Gay rights.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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