- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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