What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Potassium? K.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What does two plus two equal? 4

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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