- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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