- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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