Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

dyslexics of the world untie!

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

the power to turn magnetism into light

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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