- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

penis. nuff said.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Once upon a time a was born

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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