- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Knock Knock! F*ck off

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

a black man pays his child support

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