Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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