how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

what did jacob say to coach a joke

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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