What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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