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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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