- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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