yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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