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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Flowers are colors Love me

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Racial equality.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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