- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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