- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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