- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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