- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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