- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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