- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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