A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What do you call two dog? dogs

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A storm be brewin!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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