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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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