Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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