- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

mexicans fishing

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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