"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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