Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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