Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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