How did Bella fly? Very badly.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

knock knock who's there? faith

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Obama lin Baden.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

123 f*ck off

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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