- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A guy walks into a bar

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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