why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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