what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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