- Anti Joke

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

knock knock come in

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.