- Anti Joke

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

YOU

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.