- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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