- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock Knock Who's there

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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