- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

hashtags suck balls

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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