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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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