- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A house comes around the corner.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

13 =B you just learned something

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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