Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

The New York Giants

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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