What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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