- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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