Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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The Labour Party.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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