What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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