Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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