What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Heskey time.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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