- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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