An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

kennah campion when she talks

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Screw it you write the joke.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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