- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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