- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Cancer

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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