-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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