I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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