- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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