what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

whats gay and american? a gay american

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