you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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