How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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