Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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