Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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