Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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