Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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