Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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