Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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