- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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