- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

I'm homeless.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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