A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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