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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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