What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Dwight Howard

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Sarah Palin's political campaign

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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