Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Sarah Palin

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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You idiot.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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