Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Kameron Brown is gay.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

And now a word from our sponsors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...