whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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