a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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that wall over there ->

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Blacks

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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