What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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