there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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