- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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