What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Daniel is a fag

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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12 in general

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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