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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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