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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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