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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

yolo your orange looks orange

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

how much fish could a chicken

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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