- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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