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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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