- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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