My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

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HELLO EVERYONE

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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women's rights.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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