- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

You had better thumbs up this post.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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