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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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