- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Male leadership.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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