Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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