What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Indians

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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My children are mistakes

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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