- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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