What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

men's rights activists

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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