- Anti Joke

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Face Hunter is scum

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

The cream, it is coming

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.