- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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