- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What fires shots? A gun

Obama lin Baden.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

The chickens have become self-aware!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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