What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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