- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Knock knock Fuck off!

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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