Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why dont they make black forks

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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