- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

bangers and mash?

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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