- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

quantum physics?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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