what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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