- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Fat people

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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