A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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