Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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www.xnxx.com

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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