- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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