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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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