- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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