Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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