Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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