How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Neither did she.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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