- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

sky silverstein

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris