- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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