- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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