- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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