What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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