- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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