A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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