- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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