- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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