Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

I'm rick james bitch

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

kieran is a homosexual

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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