- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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