- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

A bar walks into a man

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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