Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Neither have I

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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