A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Dwight Howard

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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