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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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