why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

mitchell palmer sucks

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The Blonde walked into a wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

thumb_up thumb_down -25

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Knock Knock! F*ck off

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops