Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Half life 3 confirmed

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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