- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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