- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

hey guys im gay

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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