What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

thumb_up thumb_down -38

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

thumb_up thumb_down -38

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

thumb_up thumb_down -40

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops