Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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