What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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drugs.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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