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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Knock Knock Who did that?

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Knock knock. Its open.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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