Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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