srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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