- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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