- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

The Big Band Theory

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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