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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Gay rights.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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