- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

what came first the chicken or the chips

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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