I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

kennah campion when she talks

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

The cream, it is coming

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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