- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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