- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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