- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP JP

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Neither did she.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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