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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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