CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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A gay man watches football.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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