* anti-punchline

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

binladin walks into the american seals

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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