- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Diarrhea

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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