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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What does two plus two equal? 4

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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