What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Chlamydia

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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