I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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