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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

David Cameron

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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