- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Your Mom

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

ask me if i am a tree. no.

poopy is poopy

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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