- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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