,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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WILLYS

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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