It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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