Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A seal walks into a club.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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