- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Cripples are lame.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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