- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What's the difference between a duck?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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