A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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