- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

what are you mike bibby?

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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