- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

roses are red violets should be purple

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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