How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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