You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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