- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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