- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

I <3 Hitler

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Knock knock... Home invasion

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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