your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Gay rights.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Knock Knock.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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