Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Shltskc gw? G

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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