- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

An Irishman walked out of a bar

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