- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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