My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

kennah campion when she talks

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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