I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

i like turtles

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Cameron is a r e t a r d

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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