- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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