- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Get on the boat.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

whats brown and sticky a stick

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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