- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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