What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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