What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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