Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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