- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

I'm rick james bitch

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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