Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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