Jacob Edwards has friends.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

guess what what ...

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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