Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Want to hear a joke? No.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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