Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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My mom

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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