- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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