Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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13 =B you just learned something

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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