- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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