There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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12 niqqa 12.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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