- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

A Mormon walks into a bar

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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