- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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