Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Anti Joke

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