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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A storm be brewin!

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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