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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A woman walks into a bar.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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