Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A russian gives away vodka.

This is an anti-joke.

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Guest what in the butt

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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