Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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