Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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