- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A chicken walked into the bar...

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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