what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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