- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

pull my finger (farts)

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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