A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A pope meets another one

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Communism hehe xd

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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