- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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