- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

#Getweird

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

poopy is poopy

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