why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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