- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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