Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Justin beiber's penis

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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