- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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