- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Obama = ebola

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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