- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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