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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

eoin burgin is fat

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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