- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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