- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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