- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Knock Knock.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Albino African Americans

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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