- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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