- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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