- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Knock Knock. Not home.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

this website is a bad joke

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A dog was barking at a tree

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

roses are red violets are blue they really are

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