- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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