What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Men's rights

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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