What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A house comes around the corner.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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