What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What is older than history?

Nobody cares maddie!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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