how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Black people stink of shite!

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no.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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