- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

kieran is a homosexual

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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