- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

No it doesnt..

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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