- Anti Joke

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.