Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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