a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Racial equality.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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