Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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