If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Women's Rights

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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deez nuts

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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