- Anti Joke

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information