It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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