- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Poop

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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