What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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