- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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