* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Happy Monday!

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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read this sentence again.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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