Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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