- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A fat guy!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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