- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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