- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Womans baksetball...

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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