- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's blue? The sky.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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