There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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