Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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What is older than history?

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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