Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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