- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

knock knock i have diarrhea

race-car = rac-ecar

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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