this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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