I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Barack Obama is a good president.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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