- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

The Big Band Theory

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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