If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

the power to turn magnetism into light

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

white or wheat? wheat please.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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