What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How High is a Chinese man

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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