What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A storm be brewin!

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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