- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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