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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's blue? The sky.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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