- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

here's a joke... the american education society

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Justin with a hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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