- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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