Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Fat people

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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