In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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