What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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