Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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A man was shot. He died.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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