- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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