What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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