- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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