- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Diarrhea

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Knock knock It's open, come in

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Massie is a fatass

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yanter, Look it up

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