- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what are you mike bibby?

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

your face

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

I put my baby in a microwave.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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