One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

I wrote a funny joke.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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