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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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