- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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