Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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