whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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