- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

A man goes to the potty.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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