What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Caramel Boing.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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