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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

my wife out of the kitchen

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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