- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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