- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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