- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Cripples are lame.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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