- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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