- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Face Hunter is scum

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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