what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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