- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

I? Everett

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Tunechi

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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