- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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