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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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