- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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