Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Jesus Christ

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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