- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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