How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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