- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

kieran is a homosexual

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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