- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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