Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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