Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

WOw you have no life

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

CFL

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