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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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