What happened to the twins? 9/11

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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