- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

knock knock who's there? hope

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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