Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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SHUT UP JP

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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