What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Adam Chebali is awesome

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Your Mom

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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