Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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