- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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