What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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