- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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