Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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