- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Can anyone Lenin money?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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