- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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