I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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