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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Sam Hengal.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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