Gay rights.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Burp

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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