- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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