- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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