What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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woman's rights

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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