- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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