- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

what are you mike bibby?

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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