- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Flowers are colors Love me

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Racial equality.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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