Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Trump will make America great again.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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