- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Eric is gay Ha

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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