Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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I'm Coming

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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