- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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