- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats what she said

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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