What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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