What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Manchester City

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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