- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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