What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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