- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

AIDS

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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