Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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