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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

i hate non minorities!

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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