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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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