What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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