- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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