Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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