- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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