- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

My cat just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

A house comes around the corner.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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