- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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