- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's 1+1? 69.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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