What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

quantum physics?

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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