- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

every cloud has a silver lining

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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