- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??