- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why dont they make black forks

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Two baby seals walk into a club.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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