What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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