Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

I'm rick james bitch

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

call me maybe.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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