- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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