- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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