- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Who's the fastest kid in AA

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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