- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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