- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

haha black people :D

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

HELLO EVERYONE

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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