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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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