- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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