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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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