- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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