- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Mooses

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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