- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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