why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...