Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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