- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Jacob Edwards has friends.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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