- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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