Neither did she.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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The cream, it is coming

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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