- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

This is a joke.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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