Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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1+2 = 6

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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Neither did she.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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i like it in the mouth

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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