- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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