What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

God is real.

Massie is a fatass

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

I'm homeless.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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