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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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