- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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