- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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