- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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so today i took a poop. hehe

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

Boob

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

mitchell palmer sucks

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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