A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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