Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

One, two, three, four and five

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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