Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Beka has AIDS

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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