An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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quantum physics?

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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