Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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sky silverstein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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