- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Your girlfriend.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What is green and slow Grass.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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