- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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