- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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