Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

G:nock nock B:come in!

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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