- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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