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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Whats funny? Your face.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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