the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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