John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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