Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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