What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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