- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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