''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

George W. Bush

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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