- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

I was watching Fox news.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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