- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

like most people my age. im 27

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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