- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

your brother so fine that hes skinney

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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