Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A blonde dies Lololol

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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