Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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