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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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