Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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your face

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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WNBA

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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