- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

women's rights

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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