What do you call a black man? Rob

sky silverstein

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

aodhan hearty

Ben Corbishley

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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