- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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