What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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