What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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NEVER

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Burp

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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