- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

I asked her where you were.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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