Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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2 black kids walk into school

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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