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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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The FCC

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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I am quite mature.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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