dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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