- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Yellow People !!

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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