Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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