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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Neither have I

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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