- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

No it doesnt..

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Obama = ebola

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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