- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why are they the "living" daylights?

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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