- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Once upon a time a was born

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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