what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

women's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Hello.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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