- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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