it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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