- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

America

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Take part of what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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