why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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