What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Your mam is so fat.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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