- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

hi michael

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

I have a really funny joke.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does two plus two equal? 4

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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