- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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