- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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