What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Massie is a fatass

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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