- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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