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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Whats the defination of cruelty

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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