- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Please ignore this statement.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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