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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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