- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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How old is victor? Half past dead

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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