- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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