Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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