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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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