- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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