Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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matt is fat

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Black people stink of shite!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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