If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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