- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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