- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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