Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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