A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Chuck Norris.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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