Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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