- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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