what is orange? an orange

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Apple hates Blackberry.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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