Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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