- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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