Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Ehh

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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