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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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