- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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