- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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