- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

haha black people :D

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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