- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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