- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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