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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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