What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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knock knock come in

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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kennah campion when she talks

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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