What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Anti Joke

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