- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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