WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

a chinese man pays the full price

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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