Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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