- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

You know what's funny? Rape

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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