Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Whats 1+1? window!

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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