- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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