- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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