Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

why do mexicans get made fun of

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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