I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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