- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

HELLO EVERYONE

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Your mother just died.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Penis

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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