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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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