- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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