how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Antijokes...

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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