Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

kennah campion when she talks

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Cripples are lame.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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