Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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