- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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