Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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