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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

A bar walks into a man

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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