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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Massie is a fatass

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Lil Wayne

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

ure mama's so fat

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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