- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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