What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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