- Anti Joke

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.