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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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