- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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