- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Knock knock knock OCD

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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