Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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