Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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