why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Massie is a fatass

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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