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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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