wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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