What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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knock,knock you suck

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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