- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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