- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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