- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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