What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

all these jokes are horrible now

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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