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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

knock knock Dave's not here.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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