- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why so serious ?

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