- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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