- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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