- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Happy Monday!

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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