- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Womans baksetball...

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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