- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

All of these jokes are about white people

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

I had friends on the Death Star.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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