Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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