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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Black people in Camden NJ.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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