- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Women's Rights

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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