whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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