- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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