Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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how do you win a game try your best

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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HELLO EVERYONE

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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