- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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^ That's not even funny ^

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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