- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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