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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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