- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What happened to the twins? 9/11

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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