How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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troll lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol.olo90ololol.o.ool.olololol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.ol.o.o.lol.ol.ol.ol.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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