- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's 2+2? Fish

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??