Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

u know whats a crime? rape

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

No it doesnt..

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Christ is a conspiracy

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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