- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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