- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Face Hunter is scum

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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