- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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