A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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