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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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