roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Jovan

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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