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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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