Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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