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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why are white people white? I don't know

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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