- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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