- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Jimmy Saville

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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