- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Your mom.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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