Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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