What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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