whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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