What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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