- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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