- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

My spelling is horrible

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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