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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What is brown and sticky? A stick

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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