What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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69.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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