why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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