- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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