Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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