So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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