- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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