I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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