NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A dog is always in the pushup position.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

LO AND BEHOLD!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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