- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What page are you on The gay page.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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