- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Men's rights

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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