- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A gay man watches football.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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