- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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