What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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