- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Robin, get in the car, please.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Your mom.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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