- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock Knock.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Gay rights.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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