- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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