- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

AIDS

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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