Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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