- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Ben Corbishley

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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