- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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