Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Albino African Americans

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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The cream, it is coming

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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