Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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