Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Eric is gay Ha

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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