- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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