- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

whats gay and american? a gay american

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Boob

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

mitchell palmer sucks

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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