whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Take part of what?

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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