- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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