- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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