A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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what do you call a black guy african american

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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