What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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