- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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