roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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irish man drinking john smiths

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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