A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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