- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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