- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's blue? The sky.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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