- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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