- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

* anti-punchline

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

whats worse than failing your maths test?

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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