- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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