Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Your big dick.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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