- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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