- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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