- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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