- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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