why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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