- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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