- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Women's Rights

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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