A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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