- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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