- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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