- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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