- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

I'm homeless.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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