- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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