YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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stinky boner

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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