Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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