- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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