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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Your big dick.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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