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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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