- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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