- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A guy walks into a bar

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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