Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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