- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

autistic kids rock

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Sloths

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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