My children are mistakes

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What's one plus one? two.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Indians

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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