How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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