salad days!

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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