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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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