* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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