- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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