- Anti Joke

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

you know whats not funny white boards.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.