- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

kieran is a homosexual

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

I'm rick james bitch

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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