Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Anti Joke

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