- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

^ That's not even funny ^

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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