- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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