What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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matt is fat

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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