People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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