Robin, get in the car, please.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

sucks Syntax...

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Black people in Camden NJ.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

i'm hard

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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