- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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