- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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