a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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