I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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