- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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