Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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