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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

men's rights activists

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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