- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Beka has AIDS

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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