three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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