What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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