What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What is green and slow Grass.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Get on the boat.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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