Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Black people stink of shite!

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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