why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

i hate non minorities!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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