What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Death by kayak

my egg roll

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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