- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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