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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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