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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Weaner

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise