- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Fat? Jesse Z

There once was this guy and he fell down

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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