What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What's one plus one? two.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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