- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Take wrong turns

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??