In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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