A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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