What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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