- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A van drives into a car.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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