What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Shltskc gw? G

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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