Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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