1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

kennah campion when she talks

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

anti jokes are really funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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