- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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