why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Anti Joke

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