- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

eoin burgin is fat

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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