- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's funnier than 24? 25

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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