- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Face...tastes like chicken!

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

No antijoke here.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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