- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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