- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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