- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

here's a joke... the american education society

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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