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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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