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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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