golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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