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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call two dog? dogs

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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