- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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