A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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