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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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