Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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