- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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