What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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