- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Women's Rights

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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