- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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