What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Anti Joke

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