Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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