- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

your face

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

girls basketball

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Knock Knock No solicitors

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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