- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

matt is fat

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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