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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

Ian's mind Elevator music

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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