- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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