Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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