Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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