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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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