- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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