Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Smeg...

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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