- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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