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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

NEVER

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Poker face

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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