- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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