what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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