A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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