Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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