Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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