- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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