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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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