A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the teacher do? He taught.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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