- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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civil rights

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Balls

Pickles are moist.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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