- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

united we sit, cause we're fat

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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