- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Obama = ebola

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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