What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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