- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Knock knock knock OCD

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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