- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Once upon a time a was born

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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