- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Roses are red.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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