- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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