- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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