What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What do I hate? people

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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