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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Knock knock. Its open.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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