Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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