What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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