- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

No your aunties a joke

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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