- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

womens rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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