- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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