what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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David Cameron

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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