- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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