- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

^ That's not even funny ^

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!