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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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