Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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womens rights.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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