What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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A black man walks out of a police station

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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