How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Obama = ebola

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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