- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

12 in general

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Ben Corbishley

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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