- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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