- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

4 hours later.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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