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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Fat? Jesse Z

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Seriosly. too much sex again?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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