- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

your mom was so fat that she died.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

The Labour Party.

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