- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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