- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

i saw amango it splootered

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Grace Ackerson

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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