What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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