why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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