do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

whats white jizz

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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