- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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