One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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