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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

your mom.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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