- Anti Joke

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

SHUT UP JP

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?