What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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