- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

GOODBYE

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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