- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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