- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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