Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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