- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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