- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Your sex life.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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