What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What's funny? Women's rights.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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