Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

12 in general

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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