Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A guy walks into a bar

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Long joke Your such a downey

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

read this sentence again.

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