Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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