Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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