a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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