- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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