- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Women's Rights

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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