Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What's just not right? Left

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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