Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Daniel is a fag

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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