- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

It got hit by a rocket.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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