Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Whats two plus two Four!

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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