- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

antonio has a penis head.lol

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??