roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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