DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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This is a random Anti joke.

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