- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

I'm homeless.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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