Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A baby seal walks into a club.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

This is an anti-joke.

12/23/2012

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