What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

You know whats annoying? Steve

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Bob Saget that is all

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

thumb_up thumb_down -28

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

thumb_up thumb_down -28

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops