- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's your blood type? Red.

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

The Big Band Theory

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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