- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Beka has AIDS

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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