- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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