what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Anti Joke

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