Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Ross.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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