went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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No

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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