- Anti Joke

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels