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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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