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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

how much fish could a chicken

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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