a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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