- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what came first the chicken or the chips

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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