What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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