Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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