- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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