- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

sky silverstein

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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