A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

have you ever had african food? neither have they

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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