Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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