- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Communism hehe xd

why did the zebra cross the road?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A dyslexic blind man

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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