Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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