- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

knock knock who's there ?

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

I think everybody should have a penis.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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