Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

AND

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Chuck Norris.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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