- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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