- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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