- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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