Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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