What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Tunechi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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