- Anti Joke

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What is 33 + 1? Penis

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal