Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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