- Anti Joke

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.