- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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