Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Pickles

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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YOU

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Anti Joke

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