- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

12 niqqa 12.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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