whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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