- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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