a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Women drivers...

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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