What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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