- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Yo Mama just died.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Knock, knock. Come in.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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