A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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