Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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