A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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