Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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