Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Okay.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Communism hehe xd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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