Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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