- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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