- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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