- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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