- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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