Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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