- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A guy at a baseball game....

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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