Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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