- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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