Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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