guess what? bannanas

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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