Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Your girlfriend.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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