- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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