Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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N-E Pats never cheated

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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