- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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