- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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