- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What is Jason? Black.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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