What's in there? Get outta there...

Liars go to hell! -God

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Guess what? Chicken butt

That's unfortunate.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Kate

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Women rights..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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