What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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The government makes a good decision

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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