Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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live babies

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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