Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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DERP

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Global Warming.

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No joke.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Women's rights

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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