CHEEZECAKE

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I love you very much.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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1+1= 69

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Carlton

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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