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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A man walks into a bar.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A scottish man having fun

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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