- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Ben is gay

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What what In the butt

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Rick Perry.

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