- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Women's rights

Dallas Cowboys

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Global Warming.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Liars go to hell! -God

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

I like jokes.

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