Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A fish walks into a bar

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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