What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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youre gay

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Anti Joke

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