How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What what In the butt

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Kenny G

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What's 9 +10 19

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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