what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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CHEEZECAKE

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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