- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

does this look unsure to you?

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

The jets are a good team..

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Global Warming.

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