why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Turtles

Asians...

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

balls in ya mouf

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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