Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Robin, get in the car.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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