A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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jgkbk,mn

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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cc

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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