the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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