Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Women's rights

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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