- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

The Aristocrats

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

balls in ya mouf

Liars go to hell! -God

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

ASSCHEEKS

Knock knock, come in.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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