A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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