they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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The government makes a good decision

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Carlton

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Jess Burns

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Women rights..

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Anti Joke

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