Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Rick Perry.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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