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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Child Prostitution.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What what In the butt

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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