What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Jess Burns

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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to see a bad joke look above

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Turtles

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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