What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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noodles

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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The Aristocrats

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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