- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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