A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

live babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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