- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

William Raines.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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