- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

Black Poeple

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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