Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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the cow goes moo

nathan palmer has a big head !

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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