- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Rick Perry.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

does this look unsure to you?

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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