What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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I like jokes.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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poop.........

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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This is not a joke.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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