Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Potato salad

thumb_up thumb_down +27

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

thumb_up thumb_down +27

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Ruller

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

thumb_up thumb_down +21

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

knock knock whos there .. derp

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops