Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Thumbs this up

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This is not a joke.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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^that joke's not funny

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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