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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Robin, get in the car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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