A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Ben is gay

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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