- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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