Oh...okay, good.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Women rights..

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Anti Joke

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