Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Knock Knock Come in!

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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