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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

The economy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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