9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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