q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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I love you very much.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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youre gay

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