What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Kate

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What's funny? Women's rights.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

womens rights

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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