- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Women's rights

Global Warming.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

I love you.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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