What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Military intelligence.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

nathan palmer has a big head !

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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