Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

That's unfortunate.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

This is not a joke.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

Kate

A black guy walks in to a bar.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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