What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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blubber vaginass CC

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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William Raines.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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I love you.

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