- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What's in there? Get outta there...

I Love Hitler.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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