- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

your moms so fat she has kankles

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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