A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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I like jokes.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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