Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Potato salad

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the cow goes moo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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