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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Military intelligence.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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