American healthcare.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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wat?

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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balls in ya mouf

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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