The jets are a good team..

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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William Raines.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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