What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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