Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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I love you.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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That's unfortunate.

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Knock knock, come in.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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