What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Black people are innocent.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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the cow goes moo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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