- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Potato salad

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's 9 +10 19

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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