A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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William Raines.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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