Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

The jets are a good team..

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Global Warming.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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