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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Women's rights

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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I love you.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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