- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Black Poeple

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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