- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

This is not a joke.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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