What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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youre gay

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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the cow goes moo

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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