Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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