- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

The WNBA.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

The jets are a good team..

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

i have aids and a chode

knock knock go away

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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