Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Kate

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Women rights..

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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cc

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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