So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Rick Perry.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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