What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Black people are innocent.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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