A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What what In the butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

What's big? Jupiter.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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live babies

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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