How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I'm Spartacus

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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ASSCHEEKS

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Knock knock, come in.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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