Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

I Love Hitler.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Womens rights.

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

I have no joke. u mad?

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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