What's green and wheels? Your mom.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A baby seal walks into a club

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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