- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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