- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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