If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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