a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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