- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

How High is a Chinese man

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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