- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

ure mama's so fat

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

A lot eh?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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