- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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