- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Small Penis.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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