- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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