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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Communism hehe xd

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Eric is gay Ha

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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