Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A seal walks into a club.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Tucker Rivera

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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