- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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