what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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