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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Abortion

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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