- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A black man walks out of a police station

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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