What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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