Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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alert('The Game')

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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