- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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