- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

your brother so fine that hes skinney

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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