Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

the economy.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

kennah campion when she talks

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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