Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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