There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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