How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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