I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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womans having rights.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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