whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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