- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Jovan

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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