Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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