Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Communism hehe xd

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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