A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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