"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Fat people

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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