Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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