Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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