- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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