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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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