A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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