- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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