- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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