- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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