- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Justin with a hat.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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