- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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