Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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Weaner

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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