- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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