whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Do you play piano? No

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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