1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Women drivers...

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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dead dibbs

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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