- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A man walks into a bar

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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