- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Your're racist.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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