- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's blue? The sky.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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