- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

what do you call a black chef glendon

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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