- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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