Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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