- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Pain Olympics.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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