- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

well use a tissue!

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Democracy.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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