Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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charlie sheen

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Please don't shoot me

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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