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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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