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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Who is Dank? A: Billal

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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