a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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