why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Communism hehe xd

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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