Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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