A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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