ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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