- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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