- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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