- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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