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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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