"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Manchester City

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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