How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Anti Joke

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