- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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