Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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