What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

josh sucks polish adams dick

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

What's long and black? A long and black object.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Democracy.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Rebecca Black

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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