- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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