- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A dog was barking at a tree

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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