- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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