- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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