Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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