Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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i hate non minorities!

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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