- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

irish man drinking john smiths

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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