- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

how do you call someone? use a phone

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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