- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What is the difference?

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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