what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Indians

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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I <3 Hitler

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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