- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

human centipede

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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