A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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