- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

what you get time to go with? - a clock

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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