Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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