What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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