- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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