Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

how much fish could a chicken

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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