- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

i dont fisish anythi

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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