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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

you see theres this guy.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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