- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

here's a joke... the american education society

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

u know whats a crime? rape

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