A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

a chinese man pays the full price

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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