The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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