Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

One, two, three, four and five

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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