why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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