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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

what looks like a banana? a penis

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

hi jonny

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

João Duarte reads this.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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