- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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