- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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