- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

womans having rights.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

womens rights.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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