- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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