- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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