- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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