Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Anti Joke

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