- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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