- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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