- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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