- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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