- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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