What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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