Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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