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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

i like it in the mouth

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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