- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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