whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

where is the world?

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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