- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

like most people my age. im 27

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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