- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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