What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

if you don't like this you're gay

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Asian women drivers...

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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