What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Obama = ebola

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Anti Joke

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