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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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