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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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