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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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