And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Indians

What's one plus one? two.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

My children are mistakes

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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