- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

quantum physics?

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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