Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's 1+1? 69.

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