Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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