- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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