- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

The Labour Party.

Your Mum is soo fat.

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