Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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