What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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