- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Kameron Brown is gay.

dyslexics of the world untie!

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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