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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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