What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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