What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Bob Saget that is all

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A car walks into a bar.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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