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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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