yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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