- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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