A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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