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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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