Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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