- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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