- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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