- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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