- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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