Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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