- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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