Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

yada yada

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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