- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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