- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What does two plus two equal? 4

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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