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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I am quite mature.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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