What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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