- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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