- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

im not black, im Joseph Kony

PIED NINNY!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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