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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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