Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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