A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Anti Joke

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