Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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