- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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