- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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