- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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