- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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