Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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