- Anti Joke

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me sweating bullets Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Anti Joke

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