- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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