Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Your sex life.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Anti Joke

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