- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

what looks like a banana? a penis

homosexual rights to marriage

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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