- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Abortion

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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