Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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