- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

quantum physics?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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