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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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