What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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