What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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