- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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