I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A American seeking into mexico

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

civil rights

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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