- Anti Joke

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Women's Rights

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.