- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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