Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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