- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The cream, it is coming

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

YOU

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

a man makes a bad joke

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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