- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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