A fat guy!

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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13 =B you just learned something

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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