- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What would u like to drink?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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