So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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