What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Antijokes...

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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