- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

You had better thumbs up this post.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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