- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

roses are red violets are blue they really are

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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