Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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matt is fat

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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