- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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