- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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