- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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