- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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