- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Racial equality.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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