a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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