A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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