- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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