What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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