Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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