- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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