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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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And you honored it I see :P

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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