What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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hey guys im gay

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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