Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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