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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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