- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

i like turtles

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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