- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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