- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 9+10? 19

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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