- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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