- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

i hate non minorities!

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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