- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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