- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

yolo your orange looks orange

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

hey guys im gay

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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