- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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