What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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