- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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