Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Peas

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

You idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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