My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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oh hey.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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A woman walks into a bar.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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