- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

it was all Tagart

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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