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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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