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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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