What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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