- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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