- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Women drivers...

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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