What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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