- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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