What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Anti Joke

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