What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Happy Monday!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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