- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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