- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

say it ten times fast: oh

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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