- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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