why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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