What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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