- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What fires shots? A gun

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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