A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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