Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

womans having rights.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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