- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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