Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

No it doesnt..

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Neither did she.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

I love pissing people off :P

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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