Who is big and stupid My brother

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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