Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What is green and slow Grass.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Anti Joke

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