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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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