- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Jesus Christ

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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