- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

a person who will soon die of beeties

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Neither did she.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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