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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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