- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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