- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

all these jokes are horrible now

Hey how is your wife and my kids

You tell me. I have amnesia.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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