What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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I was watching Fox news.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Anti Joke

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