- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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