Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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autistic kids rock

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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think twice or at least think

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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