Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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