Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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