Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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