- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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