- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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