A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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