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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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