An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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