How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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