- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Dwight Howard

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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