Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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