- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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