- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

I enjoy Popcorn

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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