Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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