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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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