- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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