3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Youre mom is so dead...

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Anti Joke

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