How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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