- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A lot eh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Diarrhea

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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