One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Women's rights.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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