Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...