- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Once upon a time a was born

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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