- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

HELLO EVERYONE

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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