So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Roses are red, yup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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