what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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