Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Face Hunter is scum

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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