how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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