- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

This is a joke.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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