- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

knock knock Dave's not here.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Knock, Knock Come in

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Wanna hear a joke? no

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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