what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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charlie sheen

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Please don't shoot me

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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