whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Where's my baby??

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

girls basketball

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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