What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Neither did she.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A Duck walks into a bar.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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