- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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