- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why Did the throw up He was sick

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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