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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

white or wheat? wheat please.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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