- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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