- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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