- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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