- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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