- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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