- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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