what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Jovan

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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