- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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