What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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womens rights

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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