What's blue? The sky.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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