- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!