Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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