Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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