- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

balls

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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