- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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