- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A van drives into a car.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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