- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

why dont they make black forks

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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