Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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I like poop in my butt

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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