- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Hello.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

what did one computer say to the other .........

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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