there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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