- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's your blood type? Red.

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