what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Happy Monday!

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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