Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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69.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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womens rights.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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my egg roll

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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whats black and strange a paki

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Anti Joke

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