- Anti Joke

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.