- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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