Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

thumb_up thumb_down -10

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

thumb_up thumb_down -10

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

thumb_up thumb_down -10

your face

thumb_up thumb_down -10

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -10

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops