- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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