What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

My children are mistakes

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

guess what>? your mum lol

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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