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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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