- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

There was once a man who lived in a box.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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