I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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I agree

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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