why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Japan

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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