What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Bitch

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Knock Knock.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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