roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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jews

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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