- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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