- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

u know whats a crime? rape

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.