- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

=3

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Poop

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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