- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

quantum physics?

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Cripples are lame.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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