- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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