What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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