- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

class is canceled. My professor died.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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