- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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