- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

I have a really funny joke.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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