- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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