- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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