- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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