- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

I have a really funny joke.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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