- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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