I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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