- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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