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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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