haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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