- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

ever tried african food? they neither

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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