roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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