Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Womans baksetball...

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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