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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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