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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A lot eh?

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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