- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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