Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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