An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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