- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Knock Knock? Come in.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do I hate? people

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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