- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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