Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Heskey time.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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