- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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