- Anti Joke

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A chicken walked into the bar...

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!