- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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