A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

I wrote a funny joke.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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