- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Your sex life.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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