Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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