What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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knock knock come in

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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