- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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