When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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