- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies