What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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