- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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