Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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