whats black and strange a paki

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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