- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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