- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Happy Monday!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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