- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

ever tried african food? they neither

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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