What do you call two dog? dogs

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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