What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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