- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What is green and slow Grass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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