- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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