All of these jokes are about white people

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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