- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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