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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Your big dick.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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