- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Women's rights.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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