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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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