What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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