- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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