- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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