What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

white or wheat? wheat please.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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