- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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