- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Knock, Knock Come in

knock knock Dave's not here.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Killing your friend as a joke.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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