What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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