Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Men's rights

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Anti Joke

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