- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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