- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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