- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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