- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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