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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.