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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's better than a stick? A stone

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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