- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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