Women's Rights

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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