- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Puns are terrible. I love them.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A hill billy went fishing

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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