How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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