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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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