Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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