Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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