Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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