too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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