- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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