- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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