Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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I love you

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