Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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