- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP JP

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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