- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Obama = ebola

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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