whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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