what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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bite me

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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