A dog is always in the pushup position.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

your mom was so fat that she died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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