Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Mogok Papiti.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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