What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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