- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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