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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

poopy is poopy

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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