- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

No it doesnt..

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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