Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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