Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Ehh

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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