What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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