- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's your blood type? Red.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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