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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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