- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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