- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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