why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Balls

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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