What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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eoin burgin is fat

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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FUCK YOU

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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