What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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