What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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