Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock knock knock OCD

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

united we sit, cause we're fat

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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