- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

A baby seal walks into a club.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

knock knock come in

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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