- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Seriosly. too much sex again?

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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