- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

If life gives you lemonade.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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