- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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