What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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