- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

How's the weather? Good.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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