Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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