- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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