A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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