Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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