- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's brown and sticky A stick

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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