- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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