Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

roses are black violets are black i am blind

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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