- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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