- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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