How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Women's rights.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A bar walks into a man

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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