- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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