- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

I have a really funny joke.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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