- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

12 niqqa 12.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A American seeking into mexico

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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