How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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