dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

A baby seal walks into a club.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Guest what in the butt

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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