a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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