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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Knock knock Fuck off!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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