- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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