- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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