- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

women's rights

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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