- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Small Penis.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

SHUT UP JP

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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