- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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