- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Happy Monday!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

no.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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