What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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taking out the trash... at night

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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