Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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You are joking right?

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Anti Joke

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