- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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