Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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