Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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