I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

thumb_up thumb_down -16

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

thumb_up thumb_down -16

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

hashtags suck balls

thumb_up thumb_down -16

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops