- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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