- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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