- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka