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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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