Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Anti Joke

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