- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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