- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

You had better thumbs up this post.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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