- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

a black man walks out of popeyes

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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