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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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