- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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