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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Cheese

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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