- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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