Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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A shark ate your mom

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Anti Joke

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