- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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