- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why are white people white? I don't know

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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