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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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