- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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