How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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