- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's blue? The sky.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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