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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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