A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What is the name of the car? What

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What page are you on The gay page.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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