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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What is 9+10? 19

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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