A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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