- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

salad days!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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