How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Anti Joke

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