what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

The cream, it is coming

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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