My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Abortion

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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alert('The Game')

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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