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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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