I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Where's my baby??

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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