- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.