- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

How about that airline food?

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

This is an anti-joke.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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