How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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