- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What do we call Osama? Osama

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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