- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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