- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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