- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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