Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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dallen loves penis

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Anti Joke

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