- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Stop. Seriously stop.

I love you

You know whats annoying? Steve

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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