- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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