What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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womans having rights.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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quantum physics?

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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