Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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