I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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I agree

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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