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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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