- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Knock Knock Come in

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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