No your aunties a joke

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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