What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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