How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Anti Joke

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