how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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XD Jackass.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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