- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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