- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Grace Ackerson

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

I'm Polish.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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