- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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