- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

what's funny about war? nothing!

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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