- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

a black man walks out of popeyes

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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