Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Please don't shoot me

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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