- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Your mom.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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