- Anti Joke

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

I love pissing people off :P

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!