If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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