A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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