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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

black chicken. kfc

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

you gay?

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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