So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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were you expecting a joke

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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