Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Your sex life.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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