- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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