Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Small Penis.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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SHUT UP JP

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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