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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

If the 49ers won the superbowl

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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