- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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