- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

I'm Coming

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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