- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

womans rights...

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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