Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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