- Anti Joke

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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