- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!