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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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