- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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