- Anti Joke

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

A man walks into a bar

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.