i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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