Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

I'm rick james bitch

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

kieran is a homosexual

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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