A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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