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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

The New York Giants

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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