- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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