- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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