- Anti Joke

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why? Why not?

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.