How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Anti Joke

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