- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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