What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

You should read the Terms of Service.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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