- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Take part of what?

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

read this sentence again.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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