hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

civil rights

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Charlie Sheen is winning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do black people eat? Food.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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