- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Potassium? K.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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