so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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