A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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