- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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