Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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