- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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