why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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