"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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