- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Neither did she.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

a person who will soon die of beeties

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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