- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Take part of what?

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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