The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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