Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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