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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Jack Stevens

i dont fisish anythi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Jack Stevens

i dont fisish anythi

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **