- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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