- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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