- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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