Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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irish man drinking john smiths

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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