- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Fat people

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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