- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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