What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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knock knock

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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