- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Your mom.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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