two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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