Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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