- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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