- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Stop. Seriously stop.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What's white and black? Color blind.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

I agree

100 chefs walk into a bar

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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