- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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