Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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I have read the terms and conditions

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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