- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Chlamydia

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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