knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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