- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Labour Party.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

alert('The Game')

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How you know when dislextic

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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