why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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