Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Beka has AIDS

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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your face

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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