why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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school homewrok

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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