- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

N-E Pats never cheated

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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