- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

think twice or at least think

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

WNBA

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A penis walks into a bar..

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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