- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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