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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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