Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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