- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

The Big Band Theory

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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