- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

This is a joke.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??