Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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womens rights

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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A shark ate your mom

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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