What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Charlie Sheen is winning

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Your girlfriend.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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