- Anti Joke

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.