Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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The WPGA tour

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Jovan

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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