- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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