Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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