- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

jews

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

hers a joke... japanese people

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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