What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Sarah Palin.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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