You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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