Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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