- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

taking out the trash... at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

whats long and black? a baton

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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