your mom.

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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