- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

My cat just died.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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