- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

Your girlfriend.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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