What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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