What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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