- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Dwight Howard

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

how do you win a game try your best

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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