Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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