knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

What page are you on The gay page.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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