- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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