- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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