How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

12 niqqa 12.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

A American seeking into mexico

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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