Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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