- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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