- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Womans baksetball...

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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