- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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