- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

My spelling is horrible

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

what do you call a black guy african american

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