Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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