Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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