- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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