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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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