- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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