Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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