XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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