why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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