what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Go away still nothing to see

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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