- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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