Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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