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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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