- Anti Joke

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What is the difference?

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How old are you? 7