- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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