- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Small Penis.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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