- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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