- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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