Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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And you honored it I see :P

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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You're a big fat monkey.

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