- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

womans having rights.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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