- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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