it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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