What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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