How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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