- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

If life gives you lemonade.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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