- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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