- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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