- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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