- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

So FDR walks into a bar.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

ure mama's so fat

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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