- Anti Joke

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.