Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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