- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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