- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??