- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Your mom is so old she died

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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