Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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The holocaust

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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No your aunties a joke

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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