- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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