- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

I wrote a funny joke.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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