Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Black people.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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