- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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