A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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A lot eh?

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Diarrhea

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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