- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

a black man walks out of popeyes

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Julian Ha.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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