- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A cat playing laser tag.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Can anyone Lenin money?

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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