- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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