A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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