What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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My spelling is horrible

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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