Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

your mom is so stupid she got raped

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

A man died.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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