- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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