- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Antijokes...

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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