- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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