- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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