Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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