Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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A fat guy!

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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