- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How old are you? 7

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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