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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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