- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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