- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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