-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I was watching Fox news.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

America

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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