why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Yo Momma So Fat!

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Neither did she.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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