- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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