A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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