Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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so the weather's nice...

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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