- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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