What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

knock knock Dave's not here.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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