A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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civil rights

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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