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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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