- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

I have cancer. And you're next.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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