There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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