- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do I hate? people

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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