- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

nolan is gay

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

roses are red violets should be purple

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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