woman's rights

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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human centipede

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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