Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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