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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

kieran is a homosexual

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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