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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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