- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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