- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What did the man say to his doctor?

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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