If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Soccer...

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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