- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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