Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

read this sentence again.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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