- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

DEATH.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Yo Mama just died.

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