- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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