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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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