- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

how do you win a game try your best

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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