Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Hey Shea

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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