why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

woman's rights

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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