Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Allah walked into AK Bar

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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