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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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