- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

womans having rights.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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