What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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