- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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