What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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