- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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