what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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