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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

All of these jokes are about white people

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

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