- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

an ethopian thanksgiving

baloney sandwich

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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