How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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