What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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penis. nuff said.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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