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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

shut up elliot

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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