why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Barack Obama is a good president.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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