- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

why did the zebra cross the road?

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

nolan is gay

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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