- Anti Joke

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

u know whats a crime? rape

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant