- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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