- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

ure mama's so fat

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??