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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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