How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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