What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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