So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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