What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

I'm rick james bitch

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

women's rights.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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