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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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