How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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