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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

how do you win a game try your best

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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