Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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Burp

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What is life? Paul.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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