- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call a black man? Rob

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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