Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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