- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What's big and purple? Barney

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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