- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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