- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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