A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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