- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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