How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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