- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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