- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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