How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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