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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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