- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Fat people

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

read this sentence again.

women's rights.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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