A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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David Cameron

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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