What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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