- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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