An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A van drives into a car.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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