i like turtles

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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1+1=2

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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the economy.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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no

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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