What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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