What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

why am I writing this...im bored

What is better than tissues? Correct!

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Poop...

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Anti Joke

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