- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats brown and sticky a stick

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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