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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why? Why not?

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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