Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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nolan is gay

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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