- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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