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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

A boy with red hair is happy.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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