- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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