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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A house comes around the corner.

I'm Coming

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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