why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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WNBA

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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