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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Where's my tractor?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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