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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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