Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

knock knock go away

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

drugs.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Anti Joke

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