A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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