When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

i like turtles

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

no

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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