Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Poop...

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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