- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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