- Anti Joke

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea