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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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