- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

fish fishy caoimhin

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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