What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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No antijoke here.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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