What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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