Colin is gay but toasters are not

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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girls basketball

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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