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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

hi

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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