- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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