What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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