- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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