- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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