Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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