Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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