- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

No it doesnt..

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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