- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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