- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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