What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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A man walks into a bar

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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