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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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