DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

What city likes baseball the most? New York

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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