- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Sir, your wife is dead

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Once upon a time a was born

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

a black man walks out of popeyes

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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