- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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