"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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