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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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