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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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