- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

pull my finger (farts)

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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