When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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