how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A hill billy went fishing

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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men's rights activists

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Anti Joke

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