- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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