- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??