How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What does? 42

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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