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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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