- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Your girlfriend.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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