"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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