- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

batman farted so hes retarded

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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