- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

human centipede

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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