Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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