- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Dwight Howard

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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