Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Where's my baby??

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Where's my tractor?

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Anti Joke

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