- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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