Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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What fires shots? A gun

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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