- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

My Nan, that is all.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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