- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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