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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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