- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

I'm Polish.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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