Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Antijokes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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