What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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