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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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