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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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knock knock come in !

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Penis

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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