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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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