What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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