- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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