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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What would u like to drink?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's 1+1? 69.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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