- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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