- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Your big dick.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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