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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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