What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Knock knock. Get out!!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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