- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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