Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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