Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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