What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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9/11

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Potassium? K.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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