- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

every cloud has a silver lining

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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