What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Shltskc gw? G

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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