- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

You know what's funny? Rape

homosexual rights to marriage

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