- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call an amazing person Good

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What fires shots? A gun

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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