- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

A dyslexic blind man

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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