- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Gay republicans

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

I'm homeless.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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