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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A lot eh?

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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