Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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poopy is poopy

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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