- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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