why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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