- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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