- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

How High is a Chinese man

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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