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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Robin, get in the car, please.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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