- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A praying mantis is very graceful

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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