- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

SHUT UP JP

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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