- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Can anyone Lenin money?

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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