- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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