- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A cat playing laser tag.

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