- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Chick Norris... Enough said

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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