- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

My cat just died.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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