Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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