- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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