Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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No it doesnt..

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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