- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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