Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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#Getweird

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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