What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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A dyslexic blind man

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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