- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is an anti-joke.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

12/23/2012

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??