- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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