- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

And you honored it I see :P

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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