- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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