Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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