Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

SHUT UP JP

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

12 in general

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Ben Corbishley

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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