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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Do the roar!

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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