- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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