- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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