I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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