Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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