- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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