- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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