- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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