Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Charlie Sheen

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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