why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A cat playing laser tag.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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