- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Racial Equality

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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