- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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