- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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