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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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