Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Sarah Palin.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

class is canceled. My professor died.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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