- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??