Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

SHUT UP JP

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Small Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

my wife out of the kitchen

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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