- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Dwight Howard

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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