What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Jovan

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Male leadership.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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