- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Tunechi

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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