Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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