- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why are they the "living" daylights?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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