- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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