- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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