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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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