What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

i hate non minorities!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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