How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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it was all Tagart

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Chuck Norris.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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