- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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