What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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