Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

If the 49ers won the superbowl

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

HELLO EVERYONE

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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