You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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