- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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