- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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