- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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