- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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