Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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A blonde dies Lololol

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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