whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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