Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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