- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

This is a joke.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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