What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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