- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

What's one plus one? two.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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