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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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