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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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