What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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