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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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