whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Anti Joke

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