- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

Justin with a hat.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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