Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

I wrote a funny joke.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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