- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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