Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Anti Joke

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