- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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