- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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