why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Anti Joke

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