What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

here's a joke... the american education society

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

u know whats a crime? rape

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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