Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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