Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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