- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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