why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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alert("Hello");

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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