If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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