- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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