YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Your're racist.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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