can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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kkkk

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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