- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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