Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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