you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How old are you? 7

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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