What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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