A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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