- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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