- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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