hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Racial Equality

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Male leadership.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Boob

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Anti Joke

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