- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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