- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

if you don't like this you're gay

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

bite me

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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