- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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