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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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