- Anti Joke

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog