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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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