What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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A car walks into a bar.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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