A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are red.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Dwarf Shortage

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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