- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??