- Anti Joke

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What is the difference?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!