- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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