hi michael

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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