a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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