when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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