- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What's 2+2? Fish

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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