- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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