- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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