what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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