Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I wrote a funny joke.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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