Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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