- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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