- Anti Joke

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.