a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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