- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Your big dick.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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