- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

whats black and strange a paki

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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