- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A sober Irish individual.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Antijokes...

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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