What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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quantum physics?

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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womans having rights.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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