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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What does? 42

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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