Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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