A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A lot eh?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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