- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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