Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Jovan

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

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