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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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