- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

America

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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