When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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