- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Neither did she.

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