- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Happy Monday!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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