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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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