- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

womens rights.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

69.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Potassium? K.

womens rights

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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