If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Happy Monday!

matt is fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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