- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Roses are red.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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