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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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