- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

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