Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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