- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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