- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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