- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A gay man watches football.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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