- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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