So a man walks into a bar... ouch

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

sky silverstein

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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