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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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