- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

SHUT UP JP

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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