- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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