Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

u know whats a crime? rape

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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