- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Jovan

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Dumb

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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