- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Whats 1+1? window!

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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