- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Once upon a time a was born

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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