- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's blue? The sky.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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