Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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