- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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