- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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