What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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