do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Guest what in the butt

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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