- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

The Charlotte bobcats.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Knock Knock! F*ck off

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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