Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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men's rights activists

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

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