some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

steven hawking walks into a bar

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