- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

what came first the chicken or the chips

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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