- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

i like it in the mouth

YOU

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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