- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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