So a bar walks into a man...

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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