- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Jokes = Drained

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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