- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

i keep getting thumbs down...

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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