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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

i hate non minorities!

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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