- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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