- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

You idiot.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

penis. nuff said.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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