I Have a Black Friend

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Women deserve equal rights.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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