- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Take part of what?

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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