Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

This is an anti-joke.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

women's rights.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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