- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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