A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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