What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

womens rights

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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