- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Knock Knock? Come in.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do I hate? people

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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