What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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