What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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