- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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