- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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