- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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