- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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