- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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