- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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