- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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