- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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