- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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