Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Racial equality.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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