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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

An orphan falls off a cliff.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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