What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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alert('The Game')

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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