- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

knock knock come in !

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call me maybe.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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