What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

How do you scare a black man? You dont

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Baby Seal walks into a club.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

guess what what ...

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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