Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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