What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

it was all Tagart

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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