what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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