- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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