- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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