Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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