I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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penis

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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