- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Knock Knock. Not home.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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