- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A pope meets another one

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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