- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A man died.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What do you call two dog? dogs

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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