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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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