- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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