- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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