So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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kieran is a homosexual

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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