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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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