- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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