- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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