- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What do we call Osama? Osama

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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