An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Face Hunter is scum

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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