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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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