- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

My jeans

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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