- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Black people stink of shite!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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