- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

A cat playing laser tag.

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