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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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