Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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read this sentence again.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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