Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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