- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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