Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Please ignore this statement.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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