Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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