- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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