- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Get on the boat.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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