Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Anti Joke

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