Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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