- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Womans baksetball...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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