We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Wait! hundred billions!

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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