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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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