so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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poopy is poopy

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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