- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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