Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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