yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Daniel is a fag

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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12 in general

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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