- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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