Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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How about that airline food?

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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