- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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