What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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