- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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