ever tried african food? they neither

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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