- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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