whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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So a seal walks into a club.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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