Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Happy Monday!

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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