- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

I Have a Black Friend

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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