- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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