- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Racial Equality

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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