69...you know how awkward this is now...

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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