- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Why are white people white? I don't know

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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