How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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