- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

You're a big fat monkey.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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