women's rights.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

The WPGA tour

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

your mom was so fat that she died.

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