- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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