How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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