- Anti Joke

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick