- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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