- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

SHUT UP JP

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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