funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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DERP

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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I Love Hitler.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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