- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Child Prostitution.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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