What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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No joke.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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