Knock Knock Come in!

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

does this look unsure to you?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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