Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Anti Joke

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