Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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An antijoke

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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