Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What what In the butt

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Asians...

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What is Jason? Black.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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