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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

An antijoke

An iguana walks out of a bar

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

If life hands you lemons Take them

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

The jets are a good team..

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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