Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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