What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Scott

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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