what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

The jets are a good team..

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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