GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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DERP

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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wat?

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Knock knock, come in.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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