Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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I like jokes.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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