- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

does this look unsure to you?

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

i have aids and a chode

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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