What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

DERP

i have aids and a chode

The jets are a good team..

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

No joke.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is Jason? Black.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

The Aristocrats

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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