An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Turtles

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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