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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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i have aids and a chode

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DERP

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knock knock go away

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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