what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Women rights..

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

An antijoke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Ruller

An iguana walks out of a bar

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Turtles

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

If life hands you lemons Take them

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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