Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Kate

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

thumb_up thumb_down +34

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Scott

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down +24

An iguana walks out of a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +24

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops