A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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DERP

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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