What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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I love you very much.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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youre gay

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A black man killed someone

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Jess Burns

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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the cow goes moo

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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