why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

The jets are a good team..

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

I'm Spartacus

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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