what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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