Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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