- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Knock Knock Come in!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

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