Carlton

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Kate

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Jess Burns

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Women rights..

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

did you ever see a butter fly?

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

The jets are a good team..

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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