Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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An antijoke

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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to see a bad joke look above

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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