I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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youre gay

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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