What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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