- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

youre gay

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The government makes a good decision

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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