Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

does this look unsure to you?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call your mother? Mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Well, this is fun.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

thumb_up thumb_down +3

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Is Carly smart? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops