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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

William Raines.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

CHEEZECAKE

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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