Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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William Raines.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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