What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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An antijoke

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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to see a bad joke look above

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Turtles

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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DERP

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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