Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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why did the chicken cross the road

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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