What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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wat?

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Knock knock, come in.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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I love you very much.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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