- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A scottish man having fun

Well, this is fun.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Global Warming.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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