What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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