Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Ben is gay

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Knock Knock Come in!

A baby seal walks into a club

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Kenny G

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

does this look unsure to you?

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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