- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Women's rights

Global Warming.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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