Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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