Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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DERP

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Women's rights

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Global Warming.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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William Raines.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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