What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Kenny G

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Robin, get in the car.

your moms so fat she has kankles

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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