- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

the cow goes moo

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What's 9 +10 19

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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