Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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DERP

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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blubber vaginass CC

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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