What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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William Raines.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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potato

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What what In the butt

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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