Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Ben is gay

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Kenny G

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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