What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Robin, get in the car.

Scott

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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