- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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