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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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