- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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