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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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