- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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