- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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