Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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A lot eh?

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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