Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

knock,knock you suck

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Your mom.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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