- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Tucker Rivera

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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