Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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call me maybe.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Sarah Palin.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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