- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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