I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

swag

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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