What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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knock,knock you suck

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Ben Corbishley

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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