Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A sober Irish individual.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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