- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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