- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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