What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

9/11

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Knock Knock.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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