- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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