There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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