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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

that wall over there ->

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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