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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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