- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why dont they make black forks

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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