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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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