What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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