- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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