- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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