- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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