- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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