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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Get on the boat.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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