- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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