- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

i like turtles

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Womans baksetball...

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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