mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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