- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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