- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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