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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

roses are black violets are black i am blind

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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