- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Take wrong turns

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

a black man pays his child support

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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