Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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