- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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