- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??