Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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haha black people :D

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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