- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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