What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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