Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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