- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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