- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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