- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Caramel Boing.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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