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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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