- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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