- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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