Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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