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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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