Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A house comes around the corner.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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