- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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