If the 49ers won the superbowl

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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