- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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