- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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