- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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