- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

will you like this joke my sources say no

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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