Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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