- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

DEATH.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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