THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

united we sit, cause we're fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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