- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

pull my finger (farts)

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.