whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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