A pope meets another one

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Rylan Clark

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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