- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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