A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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