- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

I love alchohol!

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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