Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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deez nuts

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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