So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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aodhan hearty

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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SHUT UP JP

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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