What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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