- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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