roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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