- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A pope meets another one

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

say it ten times fast: oh

Eric is gay Ha

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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