- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

knock knock whos there open open who the door

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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