- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

PIED NINNY!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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