What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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