- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

The Labour Party.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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