- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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