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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Knock Knock.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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