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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Diarrhea

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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