What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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