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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

All of these jokes are about white people

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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