- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

A man was shot. He died.

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