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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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