Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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THe Election

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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