- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christ is a conspiracy

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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