- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

here's a joke... the american education society

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

So, this joke isn't funny.

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