- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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