- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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