How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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