- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Face Hunter is scum

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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