Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Asian women drivers...

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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YOU

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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