- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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