- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Heskey time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Whats two plus two Four!

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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