- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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