- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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