- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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