Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

So FDR walks into a bar.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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