- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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