Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

what do you call a black chef glendon

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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