Dwight Howard

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Take part of what?

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

HELLO EVERYONE

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

How about that airline food?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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