Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Two baby seals walk into a club.

I enjoy Popcorn

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A dog was barking at a tree

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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