- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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