Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

star wars kid

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

knock knock go away

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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