- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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