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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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