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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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