Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Sir, your wife is dead

what are you mike bibby?

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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