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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Women's rights

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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