What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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