Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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