What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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