- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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