- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

A shark ate your mom

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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